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The Left Thumb


"...arguably the greatest contemporary folktale on the subject of thumbs since Tom Thumb and Thumbelina, The Left Thumb is also a staggering achievement with an insight into the human condition of such profundity that surprises the reader..."

                                                                        New York Times Book Review.

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The Left Thumb




I am a seducer, I attract women with words written. 

I fell in love with a woman, and in love cheated and loved another woman and another and another until the first love of my life found herself fallen out of love and in a mood for revenge, so that I may not succeed in seducing yet another woman, demanded of me the thumb of my writing right hand. 

I sliced the digit, my eyes conveying the pain of losing my God given gift, and offered it to her; she went away with a smile of satisfaction and unknowing that as her back was turned, I held my pen in my left hand and said with a smirk, "If only you knew the irony of this tale, Beatrice, that I happen to be ambidextrous."

posted by foogarky @ 1:03 PM,

2 Comments:

At 2:10 AM, Blogger Kaber said...

weird post

but I've read your blog on various occasions and loved it. I've even started following you. :)

Keep up the good work loony lampoonist

and can I join The Loony Lampoonist Inc.

he he

 
At 12:58 PM, Blogger foogarky said...

The Loony Lampoonist blog loves you too. :-)

 

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