The Green Light
Sunday, April 27, 2008
In my days of serving the people, in the House of Commons in '35, I was approached by a man with a proposition. It was a proposal to set up a town brothel, and fully supporting the flesh trade I gave the green light for the red light district. After the inauguration, I stepped in and triumphantly demanded my pound of flesh.
posted by foogarky @ 11:17 PM,
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Future Mock
Sunday, April 13, 2008
The futurist in me supports the evolution in language, the literary luddite in me is appalled at the rising prominence of chat speak. Torn between two opposing temporal philosophies, I finally decide to embrace the future and set the dial to the 22nd century. Emerging into a vastly different world I am welcomed by a native speaking in an incomprehensible form of 21st century chat speak. I promptly commit suicide leaving behind a flowery poetic farewell note, but alas, woe is me, not one denizen of this world of literary retardation can decipher it.
posted by foogarky @ 9:15 AM,
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The Author
foogarky
foogarky is the pseudonym of the fictional construct who battles for supremacy with other constructed personas in the mind of a crazed individual. He describes himself as a man living in a non descript house in Rio De Janiero, Brazil with two dogs and a parakeet.
About This Blog
The Loony Lampoonist serves to parody, spoof and satirize everything that needs to be parodied, spoofed and satirized. Due to the fictional nature of this electronic journal, any anecdotes appearing here ever so often that seem to be personal in nature, would suffer from the effects of conflicting personalities, the creation of fictional events and the inclusion of non existent characters who did not make it to the big league in the author's literary works. Thus, the Loony Lampoonist is also a purgatory for characters and ideas that have missed the limelight.
