The Sloth
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
I can only dream of making up a species like the Sloth. Such a blessed creature is the Sloth, that it features at the top of the reincarnation order of every major Asian religion. A man would have to complete the legendary twelve tasks of a lifetime to qualify for a berth in a Sloth's body in his next life. No lampoonist could have come up with the design of such a creature. This is the work of God, I assure you.
The creation of the Platypus on the other hand is mistakenly attributed to a God with a sense of humour. The lovable duck-billed mammal is ours, back in the ye olde days when we lampoonists had the power to create life. The days are gone now; yours truly is a mere man now with the power to create a human child alone.
posted by foogarky @ 11:17 AM,
6 Comments:
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At 12:11 AM,
Mihir Pathare said...
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iqudjj
(Yeh you should get rid of teh captcha. It's irritating when i wanna telly ou how your ideas always amaze me, and how this bbloddy thing is so irritatign!!) -
At 12:22 AM,
Mihir Pathare said...
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*poke*
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At 4:15 AM,
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At 6:43 AM,
crovean said...
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"...yours truly is a mere man now with the power to create a human child alone"
u do??? :O
well done ol chap! so the operation was successful after all! -
At 9:14 AM,
foogarky said...
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"...yours truly is a mere man now with the power to create a human child alone"
u do??? :O
well done ol chap! so the operation was successful after all!
Clarification :
I have the power to create life; I carry a seed, however I do not have the power to give birth. Yet. -
At 9:14 AM,
foogarky said...
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The captcha has been removed. Enjoy.
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