As I ponder over the real reasons behind the recent spell of inactivity here, heat induced lethargy seemingly too far fetched, I happen to glance upon a newspaper strewn across the floor. I check the Science & Technologickal section; it has been a daily habit to look for news of life on other worlds; and I see the headline : 'Studies reveal that extended periods of inactivity can have adverse effects on the human body. Test subjects have complained of delayed muscle movements, blurry vision and eventual loss of extremities..'
Loss of extremities? I panic. I look at my hands. I remember brushing my teeth in the morning.
I look at my legs. I remember kicking a passing cat as I walked to the deck.
I look at the last item on the list. I remember it has been a while.
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Mihir Pathare said...
