Goodbye Charon.
Saturday, July 07, 2007
One last night on Charon.
Dave returned to Charon in tears. He had heard the news. Pluto and Charon were no longer planet and moon, but rather simple interplanetary objects. According to interplanetary law, this would mean it was open season for scavengers.
The Shitnaaks laid claim to the two first. Pluto and Charon were scheduled to be demolished at 5:00 Earth Time. Dave was early. He entered the house and lay down on the bed. He thought of his first visit to Charon under rather harrowing circumstances. A crash landing.
An hour later, Dave heard the loud roar in the sky. The airborne steamrollers were on time. Dave closed his eyes and smiled. In a flash of an eye, it was all gone.
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