Blehtymology -_-
Tuesday, May 29, 2007
Anthropological studies of the ancient Mayans have revealed that a sacrificial victim might have uttered "bleh -_-" before his heart was carved out. Is this the earliest recorded usage of the word?
News reports from France indicate that an unpublished autobiography of Napoleon reveals that he might have said something phonetically similar to "ze bleh ~_~" when informed that there was no Water in the Loo.
Coming back to the topic of sacrifices, the citizens of Bizarro world have turned the concept of virgin sacrifices upside down. Instead of sacrificing the life of a virgin, they have been sacrificing her virginity. In time that led to a shortage in supply of virgins and the lowest paid janitor (who happens to be the leader of this topsy turvy world) was known to have said "_-_ HELB" when a race of locusts attacked the planet and they did not have any virgins left to appease the Gods.
posted by foogarky @ 2:28 PM,
2 Comments:
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At 3:11 PM,
Mihir Pathare said...
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rofl.... keep it up dude... keep writing!
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At 3:15 AM,
Shunal said...
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Brilliant posts man! Keep posting!
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