Breast Envy
Tuesday, May 15, 2007
This is a tale a few summers old.
In our growing up years, I was very close to a cousin. We were inseperable friends, our blood forged bonds thicker than water as the saying goes [or something to that effect]. Anyhow, as the years went by we grew older and the cousin got himself a girlfriend. He started spending a lot of time with the interloper while yours truly was left in the lurch.
Obviously miffed at the turn of events, I confronted him about this. "Why do you spend so much time with that girl? What has she got that I don't?", I asked.
"Tits", he replied.
His monosyllabic reply had the taste of bitter truth to it. The next time she visited, I stared at her breasts longingly, envious. The dirty look she flashed at me seemed to say, "These are mine! Get your own, you flat-chested loser." Only in my later years would I realise what her dirty look actually meant.
So there you have it, Freud. You spoke so much about Penis Envy, but you did not live long enough to see a documented case of the opposite, Breast Envy. If only you had lived a few decades longer, I would have offered myself for psychoanalysis.
posted by foogarky @ 1:34 PM,
2 Comments:
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At 12:32 PM,
Maddy Gopinathan said...
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lol.ineteresting post.Keep it up.
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At 3:13 AM,
Jaguar Paw said...
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Just terrific. Only thing is that penis envy is a real psychological phenomenon, whereas "Breast Envy" is a singular event that occurred either in Foogarky's pre-pubescent past, or his present hyper-fertile imagination.....
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