The Towel of Shame
Saturday, July 07, 2007
As I stepped out of the sauna with only my trusty Towel wrapped around my waist, I saw the terrible face of the Ravenous Bugblatter beast of Traal. Oh, what a terrible conundrum!
Do I wrap the Towel around my head and escape certain death or do I leave the Towel wrapped around my waist to avoid a certain scandal in the papers tomorrow?
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy sure isn't as comprehensive as it's made out to be.
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posted by foogarky @ 2:19 PM,
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Goodbye Charon.
One last night on Charon.
Dave returned to Charon in tears. He had heard the news. Pluto and Charon were no longer planet and moon, but rather simple interplanetary objects. According to interplanetary law, this would mean it was open season for scavengers.
The Shitnaaks laid claim to the two first. Pluto and Charon were scheduled to be demolished at 5:00 Earth Time. Dave was early. He entered the house and lay down on the bed. He thought of his first visit to Charon under rather harrowing circumstances. A crash landing.
An hour later, Dave heard the loud roar in the sky. The airborne steamrollers were on time. Dave closed his eyes and smiled. In a flash of an eye, it was all gone.
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posted by foogarky @ 2:05 PM,
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