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Dumped


Have you heard the one about the yaoi fangirl who tried to get her boyfriend to read the stuff? It turns out that the bloke was a latent homosexual and reading the stuff introduced him to the joys of the other side. He dumped her for a guy.

To avoid sexism lawsuits, I shall narrate the female version of the joke now.

Have you heard the one about the guy who tried to get his girlfriend to watch his lesbian porn along with him? It turns out that the girl was a latent homosexual and watching the stuff introduced her to the joys of the other side. She dumped him for a girl.

posted by foogarky @ 12:54 PM,

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At 1:51 AM, Blogger taurius1 said...

I love this one !!!!

 

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