I'm a woman now?
Tuesday, May 15, 2007
According to my dear buddy Chazmodium (don't ask me why he chose a nickname that sounds suspiciously similar to a faux chemical element that didn't qualify for inclusion into the periodic table), I am now a woman. No, he didn't mean it in a physical sense. I certainly haven't grown breasts overnight.
What the chap meant was of course, I now have the behavioural patterns of a woman. And it has something to do with the fact that I enjoyed playing the Nintendo Wii. Now, the only reason I could think of why playing the Wii would seem like a feminine activity is because it has a controller that resembles a dildo and it vibrates rather vigorously because of the force feedback controls. However, the controller stayed in my hand for the whole period of my playing on the Wii and I can assure you it never went anywhere a dildo is supposed to go.
The second reason he brought up for my inclusion into womanhood was the fact that I have started writing a blog. Well Chazmodium, you can't be blamed for thinking that because of all these idiots who use blogs as a personal diary. And all the famous diary writers happen to be female (Bridget Jones' Diary, Anne Frank's Diary et al) [I can't think of any famous male Diary writers]. So I suppose this leads to a skewed perception that blogging is a feminine activity.
Well, the Loony Lampoonist blog is different. It ain't no personal diary. And I am a man. Was, is and always will be.
posted by foogarky @ 1:10 PM,
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foogarky is the pseudonym of the fictional construct who battles for supremacy with other constructed personas in the mind of a crazed individual. He describes himself as a man living in a non descript house in Rio De Janiero, Brazil with two dogs and a parakeet.
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The Loony Lampoonist serves to parody, spoof and satirize everything that needs to be parodied, spoofed and satirized. Due to the fictional nature of this electronic journal, any anecdotes appearing here ever so often that seem to be personal in nature, would suffer from the effects of conflicting personalities, the creation of fictional events and the inclusion of non existent characters who did not make it to the big league in the author's literary works. Thus, the Loony Lampoonist is also a purgatory for characters and ideas that have missed the limelight.
