Support Gay Rights
Tuesday, May 01, 2007
And there I was, bored to death at work as usual. So, I began playing a game of devil's advocate with myself. I took the positions of a homophobe and a gay rights supporter and both of us were dueling it out until the gay rights supporter took a man's inherent fear of marriage and twisted it into his argument. It went :
"Does thoughts of marriage give you the heebie-jeebies? Scared that a wife wouldn't allow you to play computer games? Worried that you won't be able to discuss cars and sports with a wife? Marry a guy instead. Support gay rights."
And the homophobe was stumped. He walked away with his head hung in defeat.
(Fear not, fellow homophobes! He will be back soon with a better argument to fight his case. )
posted by foogarky @ 4:17 AM,
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