Social skills lessons for hikikomoris #1
Wednesday, February 28, 2007
Did you know that according to a study (http://news.scotsman.com/scitech.cfm?i
Ever wondered why the hot chick you've been hitting on for half hour doesn't seem interested in you? That's because she made up her mind in the first 30 seconds of meeting you.
After conducting our own research, we decided that we would come up with effective pick up lines that can be delivered in 30 seconds. And, where else to look for inspiration than the wonderful world of anime?
Presenting the Top 5 anime based Pickup Lines.
1. Got a tissue? I got a nosebleed by just looking at you.
2. Hey baby, you just gave the term 'fanservice' a whole new definition.
3. I make a bad Pokemon. You caught me at first sight.
4. I'm looking for an inspiration for my Sexy No Jutsu. Interested?
5. You are the Yin to my Yang. We complete each other.
Our Pickup Lines tester (sounds like a sugoi job, ne? How we envy him) posted the results. 4 phone numbers and six slaps. Our lines worked only 40% of the time. But after thorough analysis, we found that it was actually our tester who had the charisma of a dead fish. So, we evolved a four step plan to give a +10 stat bonus to his charisma. He is currently in training, levelling up at a grindingly slow pace.
posted by foogarky @ 10:38 AM,
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