Pimp My Ride
Tuesday, May 01, 2007
"Pimp My Ride" is a rather inappropriate name for a MTV television show about restoring old cars. It happens to be the perfect title for an episode in the reality show of foogarky's life though.
A while back I was heading out with a friend to buy computer parts. The friendly rickshaw driver started telling us about how his daily fare consisted of young men and women who visited the usual hangout spots. He began describing about how the lifestyle was slowly changing in these parts. But then the conversation took a darker turn. The driver started listing out the red light areas in the city and asked if we were interested. I politely refused saying "I don't pay for pussy". The bloke wasn't going to give up that easily though. He kept on talking about his network and contacts.
"Well, what have you got on the menu?", I asked.
Turns out that most of his "items" (as he referred to them) were young college girls looking for an extra buck. Assured me that they were of the highest quality. Named a few colleges too. I happened to know a few girls who studied in those colleges. I blanked out further thoughts.
Realising that this fella wasn't going to stop his sales pitch, I told him that I was on Lent and I was off women for 40 days. He seemed to believe it and offered his wares for a later time.
'Twas how my ride was pimped.
posted by foogarky @ 3:46 AM,
1 Comments:
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At 3:18 AM,
Jaguar Paw said...
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FUCK....this one goes from mildly hilarious to outright creepy. Twisted as usual. Did this really happen, dude ?
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