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The Deus Ex Machinist

"Oh Lordy! It's a Tsunami! And I just bought this beachside apartment. Who's gonna save us?"

"Fear not, local populace of the coastal areas. With a mere snap of my fingers I shall prevent this from happening. For I am the Deus Ex Machinist!"


Reality alters.

"Wouldn't unmaking reality cause anomalies in space-time?", asks a precocious child.


Reality alters again.

"That should teach young whippersnappers like you to be seen and not heard", replies the Deus Ex Machinist, throwing a bone to the recently transmogrified dog and taking to the skies.

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foogarky is the pseudonym of the fictional construct who battles for supremacy with other constructed personas in the mind of a crazed individual. He describes himself as a man living in a non descript house in Rio De Janiero, Brazil with two dogs and a parakeet.

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The Loony Lampoonist serves to parody, spoof and satirize everything that needs to be parodied, spoofed and satirized. Due to the fictional nature of this electronic journal, any anecdotes appearing here ever so often that seem to be personal in nature, would suffer from the effects of conflicting personalities, the creation of fictional events and the inclusion of non existent characters who did not make it to the big league in the author's literary works. Thus, the Loony Lampoonist is also a purgatory for characters and ideas that have missed the limelight.

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