Mr. Lampooner does Wonder Woman
Sunday, July 06, 2008
Read the origin of Mr. Lampooner, literary superhero in chapter 1 of this epic saga here :
http://loonylampoonery.blogspot.com/2008/06/mr-lampooner-literary-superhero.html
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Chapter 2 : Mr. Lampooner does Wonder Woman
In a statement released to the Metrosexopolis media today, Mr Lampooner, literary superhero has categorically refused the possibility of a lampoon of the Dark Knight. "The Dark Knight is beyond parody", the release quoted him as saying, adding that while parodying God is blasphemy, parodying the Batman hasn't been named yet.
To a question about a possible collaboration with Gotham's Finest, the literary superhero went silent for a moment and then answered with a "HELL YEAH!" "But will Batman agree to star with a geek like you?", asked a reporter. The lampooner declined to comment.
"And what about Wonder Woman?", asked a lady, seated at the back.
"What about her?", replied Mr. Lampooner, literary superhero.
"Will you do her?"
"I sure would! She's very sexy. And that costume of hers, I could just.."
"I meant would you lampoon her?"
"I'm not sure. Why do you ask?"
"I'm Betty Friedan of the Woman's Weekly. Our readers are concerned that Wonder Woman is not represented fairly in the superhero space. We demand equal rights for the female superheros."
"By getting them lampooned too along with the men?"
"Exactly."
Mr. Lampooner had an amused look on his face, but agreed to the demands of the feminist faction of the media. The Wonder Woman episode was aired last year and went on to win the Emmy for Commendable Achievement in Female Empowerment.
posted by foogarky @ 12:07 PM,
2 Comments:
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At 1:35 PM,
Mihir Pathare said...
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how did it start?
a/s/l? -
At 10:48 AM,
Pradeep said...
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"...the release quoted him as saying, adding that while parodying God is blasphemy, parodying the Batman hasn't been named yet."
Hmmm... batsphemy?
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