B for Bandanna
Monday, February 12, 2007
"Who? Who are you?"
On this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona.
Bonjour! In view, a bellicose betrayer of beliefs, cast blindly as both barbarian and buccaneer by the bizarre behest of Beezlebub. This belly, no mere by-product of binging at banquets, is a bold badge of the Bourgeois, now barren, beaten.
However, this brave bringing back of a by-gone bogeyman, stands braced up and has been bound to butcher these boorish and banal blisters in our beautiful birthplace.
The only basic truth, this Bandanna ye behold is but a bauble, whose benefit shall one day befuddle the brains of the brilliant and the brave.
But surely, this barrage of blah-blah bears a brevity of blessed brilliance, so let me simply add that it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me B.
posted by foogarky @ 11:55 AM,
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foogarky
foogarky is the pseudonym of the fictional construct who battles for supremacy with other constructed personas in the mind of a crazed individual. He describes himself as a man living in a non descript house in Rio De Janiero, Brazil with two dogs and a parakeet.
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The Loony Lampoonist serves to parody, spoof and satirize everything that needs to be parodied, spoofed and satirized. Due to the fictional nature of this electronic journal, any anecdotes appearing here ever so often that seem to be personal in nature, would suffer from the effects of conflicting personalities, the creation of fictional events and the inclusion of non existent characters who did not make it to the big league in the author's literary works. Thus, the Loony Lampoonist is also a purgatory for characters and ideas that have missed the limelight.
