Game Over
Monday, February 12, 2007
I tapped the buttons on my keyboard with a dramatic flourish of my hand. The penultimate level of this Japanese videogame was finally over. Now, only the final Boss remained.
I squinted at the screen, trying to read the japanese characters which were written in an annoyingly small font. "You won't believe this, Proffie. I battled through eleven levels of horrible monsters to reach a Baka-Neko at this final stage. What's the stupid cat going to do? Scratch me to death?", I said as I walked through the door.
"Sir, no! The writing on the screen wasn't Baka-Neko. It was Bake-Neko. The Demon Cat.", replied Proffie, but it was too late.
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Labels: Foogy Foplin, Proffie
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