I am a Mariachi Larcenist.
Sunday, February 04, 2007
As I entered the Spooky Forest, I felt a chill go down my spine. I would be facing fearsome Fluffy Bunnies. The very thought of fighting these dreadful creatures gave me sleepless nights for a week.
But why was I scared? I am loonan, the Mariachi Larcenist. At level 2, I should be capable enough to decimate the armies of Fluffy Bunnies. Or so I thought.
As they charged at me, flashing those horrible pink eyes and bunny teeth, I took out my trusty Stolen Accordion. This would be a battle that would be sung about in campfires in days to come.
In the end, I limped back to town covered in Bunny blood. The battle endowed me with 10 Moxie. And I could feel my Mojo returning. Call me Mr. Mojo Risin'. Stand back ladies, loonan is in da house!
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