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Adventus Anima - Part 2


The advent of the Anima - Part 2


loonan and Gn'arth were dead, decapitated for no apparent reason.

Standing over the detached noggins of his comrades, foogarky was pondering over the phases of shock, grief and denial and which officially came first when he decided to skip all the three and dive into the fourth phase directly.

Revenge.

A dish best served cold was turning out to be hard to find. foogarky was wondering about who he should be looking for when he heard a croaky voice croak, "I know who you should be looking for". Looking in the direction of the mind reading voice, foogarky saw a frog and his eyes widened with surprise.

"Were you expecting a raven perhaps, to maintain an atmosphere of mystery?", the slimy amphibian enquired in an offended tone.

"Well, yes", replied our intrepid hero.

"I'm sorry about my current species, but the Mistress was in a foul mood and she zapped me about a bit. Hence, here I am, transmogrified into a frog. Anyway, getting back to the matters at hand, she is waiting for you."

"Who?"

"My Mistress"

"Your Mistress who?"

"I don't have time for these knock knocked jokes, silly man person. It's breeding time for us frogs and I've got my lady waiting for some action, if you know what I mean. So head over to the black smithy and meet the mistress." And the frog disappeared into the slimy depths of the swamp.

"Now how do I get to the Black smithy?", the clueless but very, very brave hero wondered as another of the Mistress' creatures lurking in proximity slapped it's forehead in disgust while muttering "Oh for the love of..." and led foogarky to his destination, taking care that he would not wander away distracted until he reached the aforementioned destination. The Black Smithy.

posted by foogarky @ 2:39 PM,

2 Comments:

At 4:56 AM, Blogger Mihir Pathare said...

You're back!!!!!!


naisu! :)

And this is NOT a bad post. :)

Maybe ext time you can have a cow instead of a frog. :P

 
At 2:51 AM, Blogger Gee said...

i like ur style of writing...

 

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