The 2nd Best Page In The Universe
Monday, July 30, 2007
Did I tell you that I had recently installed a new appliance in our premises? This fancy new gadget is called the Chatter Box and it can automagically transmit messages from a reader of The Loony Lampoonist directly to my computer screen. You will see that it occupies a prime location on the right side of your screen, below the Shout Box.
And sure enough, I had my first conversation with one of my readers today.
The transcript of the conversation is provided below :
[17:39] Pimpom: nice blog
[17:39] loonan: thanks
[17:40] Pimpom: maddox is better
[17:40] loonan: lol
[17:40] Pimpom has left the chat
Well thank you, Mr. Pimpom, for stating the obvious. The website maintained by Maddox at http://maddox.xmission.com/ is the self proclaimed The Best Page In The Universe. With a superlative title such as that, it would only seem logical that Maddox's site is much better and The Loony Lampoonist is in fact only The 2nd Best Page In The Universe.
posted by foogarky @ 11:40 AM,
2 Comments:
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At 10:36 AM,
IdleMind said...
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2nd Best Page? Someone beat you to it already.
www.ninjapirate.com
Take into consideration the existence of a number of pr0n sites, Herr Google, and my own blog, so you can't call your's the 3rd best either. I forbid it.
This could be the 2nd Wodehouse Works though, if that's grammatically correct. *Insert a Wooster-esque parting greeting* -
At 2:37 PM,
foogarky said...
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Errata :
The Loony Lampoonist is apparently not the 2nd Best Page in the Universe.
That title had been bestowed to :
www.ninjapirate.com (Link verified to be genuine)
The error is regretted. Thank you, Mr. Idlemind.
In reference to your contention that The Loony Lampoonist could be the 2nd Wodehouse Works, we think the odds of this being a grammatical error are very high considering that we could not locate the 1st Wodehouse Works.
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